"Nine Inches" by Tom Perrotta

Nine Inches is an excellent collection of short stories by Tom Perrotta. The stories are well written. The stories are well written. Even though I cannot completely identify with the characters, I can identify with them. These are people with whom I could easily hold a conversation.The situations in some of the stories are similar to things that have taken place in my own life. The high school students depicted in these stories have some similarity to my memories of high school. The humor in the stories is understated. This is my favorite kind of humor. This is a book that I would recommend.

My Least Favorite Time of the Year (Мое наименее любимое время года)

This is my least favorite time of the year. There is a lot of focus put on getting together with family. I rarely hear from my family. I have to take some responsibility for this lack of communication. I do not reach out to them. Honestly I have felt like an alien in my own family. It seems like my sisters and I have completely different memories of our childhoods. our tastes are definitely different. If you  heard us talking you would think that we were from different parts of the country. It is not a question of good and bad. It is just a question of being different. This is the season of giving. At Christmas and on birthdays we are expected to give gifts. Usually I do not have money at this time of the year. I would prefer giving gifts at any time of year. I give things to people, because it is a way of showing love. I do not want to give gifts from a sense of obligation due to a date on a calendar. When I was growing up I always felt a lot of tension. I am not sure why, but I do remember that it was never a time of joy. I would like to be able to show my love to my friends throughout the year. I have some great friends. I am thankful for these friends all year, not just at Thanksgiving. People usually eat a lot on Thanksgiving, A holiday in the USA. I usually do not eat anything on that day. Maybe I will eat something this year.


Это мое наименее любимое время года. Существует много акцента на том, чтобы собраться вместе с семьей. Я редко слышу от своей семьи. Я должен взять на себя определенную ответственность за такое отсутствие связи. Я не обращаюсь к ним. Честно говоря, я чувствовал себя как инопланетянин в своей семье. Кажется, мои сестры и я совершенно разные воспоминания о детстве. наши вкусы совершенно разные. Если бы вы услышали, как мы разговариваем, вы бы подумали, что мы из разных уголков страны. Это не вопрос добра и зла. Это просто вопрос того, как быть другим. Это сезон отдачи. На Рождество и в дни рождения мы должны давать подарки. Обычно у меня нет денег в это время года. Я бы предпочел давать подарки в любое время года. Я даю вещи людям, потому что это способ показать любовь. Я не хочу давать подарки из чувства долга из-за даты в календаре. Когда я рос, я всегда испытывал сильное напряжение. Я не знаю, почему, но я помню, что это было не время радости. Я хотел бы показать свою любовь своим друзьям в течение всего года. У меня есть отличные друзья. Я благодарен этим друзьям в течение всего года, а не только на День благодарения. Люди обычно едят много на День благодарения, праздник в США. Обычно я ничего не ем в этот день. Может быть, я буду есть что-то в этом году.


Das ist meine am wenigsten geliebte Zeit des Jahres. Es wird viel Wert darauf gelegt, mit der Familie zusammenzukommen. Ich höre selten von meiner Familie. Ich muss Verantwortung für diesen Mangel an Kommunikation übernehmen. Ich greife sie nicht an. Ehrlich gesagt habe ich mich in meiner eigenen Familie wie ein Alien gefühlt. Es scheint, als hätten meine Schwestern und ich ganz andere Erinnerungen an unsere Kindheit. Unser Geschmack ist definitiv anders. Wenn Sie uns reden hören, würden Sie denken, dass wir aus verschiedenen Teilen des Landes stammen. Es geht nicht um Gut und Böse. Es ist nur eine Frage des Andersseins. Das ist die Zeit des Gebens. Zu Weihnachten und an Geburtstagen werden Geschenke erwartet. Normalerweise habe ich zu dieser Jahreszeit kein Geld. Ich würde es vorziehen, Geschenke zu jeder Zeit des Jahres zu geben. Ich gebe den Menschen Dinge, weil es eine Art ist, Liebe zu zeigen. Ich möchte keine Geschenke aus einem Gefühl der Verpflichtung aufgrund eines Termins in einem Kalender geben. Als ich aufwuchs, verspürte ich immer eine große Anspannung. Ich bin mir nicht sicher warum, aber ich erinnere mich, dass es nie eine Zeit der Freude war. Ich möchte meinen Freunden das ganze Jahr über meine Liebe zeigen. Ich habe ein paar gute Freunde. Ich bin dankbar für diese Freunde das ganze Jahr, nicht nur bei Thanksgiving. Die Leute essen normalerweise viel auf Thanksgiving, einem Urlaub in den USA. Ich esse normalerweise an diesem Tag nichts. Vielleicht werde ich dieses Jahr etwas essen.

14:43 Post

The other I day I had a conversation about books on which movies had been based. That night I dreamt that I was watching a film in French while reading the book. The film, which was on several DVD's, followed the book exactly. The dialogue was exactly the same as that in the book. Dreaming in other languages makes me feel good. This is especially true when it is a language that I know and love.

On Facebook I have made albums of photographs that I took with a cell-phone camera. I have been uncertain of what kind or reaction I would receive concerning these photos. I decided to stop worrying about what other people think and just express myself this way. Nothing x-rated, but I have posted photographs of places where I have given blow jobs.

"Bad Monkey" by Carl Hiasen

I had read one of Carl Hiaasen's books quite a few years ago. I do not remember which book, but I remember that I had enjoyed it. I read the description of his novel Bad Monkey on the dust jacket of the book, and I thought that it would be an entertaning book.The book's main character seemed likable. I laughed several times while reading the first chapter. I began to lose interest as I continued to read. I believe in simplicity of vocabulary. Mr. Hiaasen chose to use words that did not seem to fit the tone of the book in general. It was with difficulty that I made it halfway through the novel. I would like to know how some of the plot lines were resolved, but I am not enough of a masochist to read the rest of the book. I am returning it to the library from which I borrowed it.

More Views from a Professional Asshole (redacted)

There are performers whose popularity I cannot understand. I am completely baffled by the popularity of Michael Jackson. I can only think of one of his songs that I can tolerate, "Man in the Mirror." To me his voice is annoying. He was a mediocre dancer. The moonwalk was not very original, nor was it difficult to do. Yes, his music continues to make a lot of money. There are other singers who display much more talent. Prince, Hank Williams III, Nina Hagen, Patti Smith Laurie Anderson, and Jean Beauvoir are people who come to mind. I cannot understand the acclaim that Jimi Hendrix has received. I could not play the guitar like he did, but I would not want to do that. Tom Morello is a much better guitarist. To me his playing is a form of torture. I definitely cannot understand the popularity of The Beatles or The Rolling Stones. Yes, both groups recorded a few songs that I enjoyed, but to me they have been over-rated. I much prefer The Velvet Underground or The Doors. I can never understand the popularity of Janis Joplin. I do not find anything about her singing appealing. Another band whose music I continue to loathe is The Eagles. I had forgotten about them until a few years ago. I heard some of their songs, and I had forgotten who had recorded them. I remember thinking, "What is this awful shit?" I had forgotten how much I disliked their music.

Adult Content About Protein and a Certain Beverage

I really need a cock in my mouth filling me with fresh protein and beverage. I wish it was warmer outside so that a certain friend and I could find a secluded spot outside and play. I would not mind if he just undid his zipper and let me take his dick in my mouth and give him pleasure. I would be getting pleasure from it at the same time. I wouldn't have to worry about getting cold, because my mouth would be all that would be necessary for his pleasure. It is not important for me to cum. I get more pleasure from giving pleasure than from receiving it. Maybe we will be able to play before long.

"Rogue Lawyer" by John Grisham

I read the first thee of John Grisham's books, A Time to Kill, The Firm, and The Pelican Brief. I don't remember if I read any of his fourth book. I enjoyed the first two, but I got tired of his writing while reading the third. It seemed like his writing was becoming too formulaic. I got Rogue Lawyer for a friend, but after reading the description on the cover I thought I would give it a try. The main character, Sebastian Rudd, seemed like an interesting character. He is a lawyer whose office is a bullet-proof van. I enjoyed the beginning of the book, but I found things annoying. Much of the book deals with life on the street. It seems that Mr. Grisham has little knowledge of this. His condescending treatment of addicts and others who struggle on the street irritated me. It was with difficulty that I finished this book. I was very disappointed with the book's ending. I do not know if any of his other books are better, but I do not plan on wasting time trying to find out. I am glad that I did not have to pay the full cover price for this time waster.