Clouds from a twisted perspective

The other day I saw clouds that looked like the ones that some people say look like Jesus. Then after a minute I looked again, and the clouds looked like a man with a beard (maybe Moses) who was getting ready to masturbate. Then I looked over the building that people here call the city's cock. There was a hole in the clouds. This hole resembled an anus as if the building was going to fuck the sky. I must have a twisted imagination to see things that way, but I love having a twisted imagination...lol