There are times that we all need to be assholes. What separates the professional asshole from the amateur is that the professional knows when to be an asshole and when not to be one. The amateurs haven't figured that out yet, and many of them are in peril of being douches. Some have crossed this line long ago. There has been some hilarious writing done by assholes, but I have not seen any yet by gay assholes. It is time for me to step up and make up for this lack. Once I overheard two guys talking, one straight and the other gay. They were discussing another guy. The straight one said that the other one could not be gay, because he was an asshole. The gay guy said, "There are gay assholes." I am one of those gay assholes.
I believe it is always necessary to have a sense of humor. Even when looking back at things that were difficult at the times I can find things to laugh about. I try not to take myself too seriously. As long as people laugh with me and not at me. Those who laugh at me or those who are important to me will become well acquainted with my inner asshole. Everybody, except maybe judgmental douches, should be treated with love and respect. Judgmental douches on't get shown any mercy by me.
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