Ein paar Dinge, die ich gelernt habe

I am learning some phrases and words in German that I would like to use. "Ich möchte dich zu blasen," is one of them. "Du machst mich ganz heiss," is another. I want to see a man ein Rohr kriegen and suck on his Brustwarzen and Morgenlatte. He won't have to worry about Hobbyflecken, because I will swallow it all. I will practice more later, but I need to go to bed, and Ich möchte vor dem Schlafengehen zu wichsen. Gute Nacht.