Kinky Musings

I wish I could find a more unconventional way to make money. I know I am too old to be in porn or for someone to be interested in having me as a slave. I am definitely too old to be a hustler. I would make a good sex slave. i would be happy to be someone's sex slave and to have an outside slave. I am happiest when I am making a man happy and am obedient to him. I would like to make a man proud to have a slave as obedient as I would be. Whether or not I pleased his friends would be his decision to make. If he wanted me to be a urinal for his friends I would be happy to do that. If he wanted me to be a urinal for him alone in front of them I would be happy to do that.

I think that in gay leather bars that it would be a good idea to hire human urinals for their restrooms. Their job would be to stay in the restroom and to be ready to drink the pee of the male customers. This could be possible for the female customers with female customers too. I know I would be happy to have that job. Whether or not the human urinals drank their pee when they are shitting would be up to the customer to decide. If the urinal did a very good job he could receive cum as a tip. The urinal  would probably be nude except for a collar and maybe a harness. Urinal piss gags would be available for the guys who did not want to put their cocks into the urinal's mouth or if two or more men wanted to use the urinal at the same time. I think this would be a fun job to have.