Uncut Member Only

"Uncut Member Only" is an Italian movie that features Franco Trentalance's crotch. For almost all of the film the camera is focused on his naked crotch. We see his cock hard and soft. While on vacation with his fiancee he had an accident and fractured his pelvis and leg. He had fallen off a deck at the beach, and his fiancee has disappeared. The police think he killed her. He has just gotten out of the hospital. He thinks that she has dumped him. He keeps trying to hook with a woman, but things do not work out. The first woman he calls is in London. One comes to see him, but she has a tennis player boyfriend with her. She eventually shows up without the boyfriend, but says that she does not want to betray him. She teases Ciccio, and out of frustration he calls the tennis player and tells him that his girlfriend is there. This turns out not to be a good idea. Another woman likes to have her "bongos" played. (Having her ass lightly spanked.) Another likes to have her radio knobs (her nipples) adjusted. (I would like to do that with a man.) He talks about popping corks. (finger fucking, another fun activity with a man.) A friend shows up. Her grandmother had recently been killed when a cement truck accidentally covered her with cement. While she is talking Ciccio is playing with himself. She is wearing sunglasses, and Ciccio uses them and a cigarette to make his crotch look like a face. She says that she is a virgin and will remain so until she is married. He is about to fuck another, but she wants him to do so without a condom. She reveals that she wants to get pregnant. He throws her out of bed. A nurse comes to check on him. As they are talking the nurse takes off his clothes and tries to convince Ciccio to let him give him a blow job. This doesn't happen. (unfortunately) One woman has taken a pill that makes her pass out mid blowjob. The police show up while she is out, and he moves her under the bed clothes. While the police officer is talking to him she revives. She crawls out and says that she likes women in uniform. A woman calls claiming to have dialed the wrong number. He reads to her a couple of stories that he has written. They combine sex and violence. He also plays with a vacuum cleaner. There is a noose in his room, but it is never explained why. It is a funny, sexy movie.  It is fun to see the skin on his scrotum move as his cock hardens and softens. The order of the things may mixed up here.