more stuff

9:35

words were written on a page in a pattern that had no pattern
the letters formed a formless mass like ink that had not slept in three weeks
the syllables ate my corn flakes
7/30/91


an anchovy for the king

walking down the street i saw a piece of a piece of a fifth and it was only sunday.
absolute absolum cake
going down the street i ran into a prince smoking a toga.
absolum cake absolute
finishing my walk i ate a bagel.
cake absolute absolum


an anecdote for the common cold

a man walking down the street was confronted by a papal bull, he was quite surprised because the nearest farm was about one hundred miles away. the bull was looking for a guy named bill to bless. he was disappointed that the man whom he had just confronted walking down the street was named frank. he was so upset that he sneezed in ten languages simultaneously.
this impressed frank so much that he mailed seven bananas to the queen of england.
it was then that sir real, for reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with frank, the bull or anyone named bill, took his afternoon nap.


baltimore's finest

he was shown entering her, the censors said that the young should not see this. he was shown stabbing her. the censors said that this was fine. his sperm could not be seen, but her blood covered the screen.


the archbishop's artichoke

when walking down the street i felt dizzy until i realised that north is south
absolute beginnings are absolute unless one is a hamster eating potato chips in that case they are french fries.
i mailed you a letter on friday hoping that it would get yto you on the previous monday.
the absurdity of it is ridiculous don't you think.
the one after the one before is the one who did it.
the monkey played ping pong with a mongoose.
can one ask a question.
the boy sat in the elm mendelssohn.
i think i should stop before the dictionary runs dry.